I have a confession to make: I hate Bridal Showers.
Actually, I hate non-watery showers in general. Oh, the idea is good: a bunch of people get together for a party to celebrate some big event in a friend or family member’s life. Hold the party at a local hall like the American Legion or the Polish Club: you know, some place with a bar, a bartender with a heavy hand, and really low prices. And someone should provide food. There should be chips, dips, pasta, cookies, and the like. Stuff that really sticks to your hips. Oh, and a cake.
So far, so good, right? Who doesn’t like a party? Especially when obscenely cheap booze is involved? No one!
